Crocodile 2 - Death Roll / Death Swamp

This movie ROCKS!! Yes it is as budget as fuck, a total B movie with terrible acting but the brilliantly hillarious dialogue more than makes up for it.

Max has the best lines such as:

"Get this shit under control, motherfucker!"

"Do something, motherfucker!"

"Shut up, bitch! Consider this a state of execution, BITCH!"

"Oh, I'm sorry." *blows a helpless air stewardess away with his gat* "I thought I was clear, now get my motherfuckin stuff!"

Moustache Guy also contributes by excellently threatening a bank worker with anal sex in the line, "What the fuck are you doin. If you don't move, I'm gonna fuck you in the ass right here, go, go... GO!"



There's also some great mistakes such as Max calling the same helicopter a car in one line, and a plane in another.



The basic plot follows some thugsters who catch a flight after robbing a bank. It hits bad weather and has to turn around... not an option for these gun toting bad boys. The plane goes down in some swamp and the survivors are terrorised by a motherfuckin HUGE croc.



Possibly the most unintentionally funny movie ever.



Darryl Theirse - Max

Jon Sklaroff - Moustache Guy (Sol)



A fine DivX rip by Grand Master Savage