East Side Dave Show 2016-05-31

Dave kicks off a new show with his monologue that includes stories on Charlie Sheen, Johnny Depp, Kylie Jenner, and Mel Gibson, he gives thanks to the vets for Memorial Day, and we hear a sweet ditty from Dave and Roy. After Dave begs for dough, he talks about his porn, we hear Mike Francesa’s take on the killed gorilla Harambe, we find out Jared uses women’s bathrooms and he angrily walks out, Shock Jock Robot chimes in, and the guys dig on Jared a bit more. Dave appoints Stevie “new producer,” he talks about meeting Chris Berman, Roy’s Twitter, “Jared” calls in to defend his Facebook, and Flutesy plays her mystery song. Luis J. Gomez pops in to discuss Jared walking out because of his Facebook, Dave gets into “drunk talk,” and we end this fine day hearing Dave and Roy belt out a few tunes.