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Description Extremely England: A satirical comedy by Jams N. Roses Language: English | Format: EPUB | ISBN-10: 1491271221 | ISBN-13: 978-1491271223 Page count: 158 | Date Published: August 4, 2013 | Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform  Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Political CONTENTS 28 Chapters Excerpt: Typically, only two of the ten checkout tills were actually open. Working away, using the term loosely, on till number two was an elderly Asian lady, Aighar. She slowly moved food products from one side of the scanner to the other, taking a long, hard look at each item as she did so, as if searching for ideas for tonight’s tea or taking a disapproving interest in the low number of calories that the unmarried, female customer would be consuming over the next week or so. Aighar knew the customer was unmarried, as she only bought salads and tofu and other bizarre foods that wouldn’t satisfy a man or interest children, which also indicated to the observant old lady that the woman who stood before her, trying her best to remain patient, was a lesbian. What other possible explanation for being single with no kids when over the age of twenty five was there? Everyone who shopped at Waitlong’s hated shopping at Waitlong’s. For some unknown reason, every evening, Aighar was one of the staff selected to work at the checkouts, even though it was obvious to everyone she should be home resting, being looked after by one of her many children and putting the world to rights whilst shouting obscenities at the television. But worse than Aighar, was Steve. Sharing Widget |