Goat Simulator update 1.1.28847

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Patch v1.1 notes:

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- Added local splitscreen multiplayer

- Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section

- The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old

- Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.

- Added more goats

- Isn’t this kid super cute? http://vimeo.com/95834056

- Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.

- Added more powers

- Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat

- Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game

- Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay

- Added tons of achievements

- You can now run along walls

- You can now run up walls

- Stand by for Goatfall

- Changed batteries in our fire alarm

- The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.

- The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.

- The Humans have learned how to ride Goats

- Enjoyed flappy goat

- You can now buy hats for money

- This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here

- Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear

- Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.

- Added VR support

- Reverted hitbox of flappy goat

- Made hitbox worse on flappygoat

- Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.

- Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.

- Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch

- Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30

- Just kidding.

- Removed VR support

- Ultra-realistic water simulation

- Fire alarm still beeping

- You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.

- Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.

- Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.

- We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.

- Updated patch notes.

- Added a lot of new sound effects.

- Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!

- There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat.

- Honored Notch

- Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.

- Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone please tell us?

- Patch notes now covers more than an A4.

- Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down

- Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?

- New patch?

- Patch released today does anyone know what it does

- Where are the patch notes

- Fire alarm still beeping

- Why is the patch so big?

- Lazy devs.

- If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?

- Is this game worth it? Should I buy?

- Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks

- I don’t like ___, please add an option to remove ___

- Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish

- Plz come back

- Actually optimized the game a bit

- What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?

- I hate water

- Played a whole lot of Wildstar

- Volvo pls fix ___.

- Added a Capture the Flag game mode.

- Added Uncle Goat, I’m sorry about my Goat.

- Added a Capture the Flag game mode.

- Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.

- We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.

- Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.

- Killed PC gaming

- How long will the patch notes be?

- Changed batteries in the other fire alarm

- Increased Storm Spirit’s Static Remnant AoE by 15.

- Ride a bike with a human on your back.

- You can now play ragdoll goat hockey!