Missing in Action fanedit

Missing in action.

Chuck Norris.

Rumour has it that Revenge is a dish that Chuck Norris not only invented, but enjoys every morning in place of his breakfast.

This was when he was only 3 years old even.

Now back in the day there where up in coming hero's all trying to replicate what Chuck Norris would eventually do.

And that is become Chuck Norris.

The Rock, Arnold, Bruce, Sly Sylvester, where pawns in a game that Chuck Norris not only started, but galvanized with his not so manly voice and the fact that he fought Bruce Lee and survived.

Nobody can kick ass like Chuck with such a subtle vocal manner.

This to me, makes him stronger.

Turns out that some movies Chuck Norris made where not movies but documentaries. Like this one.

Chuck Norris was a man even before his mom got that look in her eye.

You bet.

Without Chuck Norris, you would not have your Hero's today.

You would have movies with Boy Bands and guns who cry at the first sign of trouble. Oh, and don't forget the dance numbers you pussies. You know who you are. Chuck Knows, he's biding his time letting you have the chance to change your mind.

Someday, your manliness might blossom enough to enjoy. to see, nay, to learn from this movie.

You know what I mean.

You pussy.

Now grow up and read what Chuck wants you to read.

This documentary was so good that rumor has it that Chuck Himself ordered the producers to sell it as a movie.

With a quick production schedule, and other hero duties (that are unknown to this fan at the time) there where some glaring choices that showed how fast this was shot.

By removing those parts, the documentary can show how Chuck is the man and always has been.

In fact during the overly hot shoot, Chuck himself stayed hydrated by drinking the TEARS OF HIS ENEMIES.

Word.

Now be a man and check out this movie.

You know you want too, now cut out the tears and be the hero.

Like Chuck.

(so anyway, this documentary has the structure changed to highlight the story and the action with less low budget scenes/reactions. A few flashbacks have been rearranged, the action at the dock has been reduced, some comedy bits removed, and the action has been tightened up in the end scenes. Now this has more man story in the fist 5 min than any movie released this year. With a lower budget even. jk. )

Cheers!

Please remember to own a copy before you download!

1hr 31 min

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