My Favorite Fangs, The Story of the von Trapp Family Vampires [EPUB]

"When Maria is kicked out of the zombie-infested Abbey where she's been
residing for the past 612 years, she's forced to take care of the family
von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline...or
vampirification. After Maria turns the von Trapp children into children
of the night and marries the von Trapp patriarch, the family seems
destined for eternal (really, really eternal) bliss. But the Nazi
Undeath Squads are on the march, intent on ridding Europe of
bloodsuckers. And Maria will have to do everything in her power --
supernatural or otherwise -- to save her vampire brood."

"Review
"Goldsher (Paul Is Undead) has devised the perfect book for readers who believe that The Sound of Music needed more caustic vomit, lesbian vampire sex, Nazi Undeath Squads, the ghost of John Coltrane, and copious lashings of gross-out humor."
-Publishers Weekly
About the Author
Alan Goldsher is the author of 11 books, including that acclaimed Beatles/horror/comedy mashup Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion. As a ghostwriter, he has collaborated with numerous celebrities and public figures. For more information, please visit AlanGoldsher.com."