NYC Crime Report with Pat Dixon 2016-05-09

Pat starts off tonight’s NYCRR waxing on Bloomberg, white men with a clear conscience, Jim Polk and Kevin Downey Jr. join the show to discuss assholes in subways, Ant’s big comeback, Matt Fulchiron Skypes in to chat about corn meal (the fuck?) and handling subway assholes, and the guys get into a story regarding a “shocking attack.”

Pat, Kevin, and Jim then talk about a Louis CK “support the mayor” bash, supporting Asians, fucking Asians, Asian Pat Dixon attempts to chimes in with the help of some translation, the guys discuss bunny hoarders, and they go on to yap about abandoned animals, shit covered apartments, and Puerto Rican Matthew McConaughey explains romantic prison guard rapists.

We hear about Central Park sex, get a Wobbles update, Joe Lozito, author of “The New York Subway Hero: My Battle with Evil...and a Spree-Killer!!,” takes a seat and we see a few reenactments of stories, we find out that Scores strip club is shady af, The Full Charge denies everything strip club, and we hear from Puerto Rican Matthew McConaughey once again.