(A sonnet of sorts. This thing is goddamn wordy.)
Hilliard's Hope
Fez will soon will see a cure to his sickness!
Endocrinologists will save the show,
Thus restoring Whatley's mental quickness;
And bringing back Fez from an all-time low.
Insulin will be as nectar from the gods,
Delivering mind chemical balance.
Then shouts of "Fez is back!" against all odds;
We owe a thanks to almighty science!
Curse that dirty conniving therapist!
Taking money, but never helping fix,
Our sweet Fez's head at its dimmest.
That enchantress, with her bag full of tricks.
We'll take doctors over mumbo jumbo.
Tears and pills were a dangerous combo.
# Fez is feisty and yelling today
# Picking up the engagement ring discussion
# Handgun banning?
# Big soccer ratings
# Steve Carrell leaving The Office next year
# Where will Lebron go?
# The new Kilborn show
# World Cup!
# Pushing foods on people
# Janeane Garofalo & cake
# Movies w/ Paul O. + new Twilight movie
# M. Night Shyamalan
# Is Tom Cruise done?
# Marvel television
# No afterlife guarantee!
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