A Caller's Caution
Oh callers lament, Fez will cry or shout!
866-Ron-0-Fez, that's the number.
I advise it's not cake you talk about,
Unless you seek death during your slumber.
Gone is the quiet Whatley of our youth.
Replaced now with vitriol and fire,
Fuck with Fez once and you may lose a tooth.
Watch yourself lad, or face his sharp ire.
And perhaps you should not be a trucker,
Grating accents and those prodding calls too--
Then find around your neck tied an anchor.
Twas more safe in the 40s for a Jew.
Be forewarned you cautionless citizen,
Your fat dumb head may tempt Fez to bludgeon.
# Angry or crying Fez?
# Jim Cramer and Lenny Dykstra fiasco
# Corky's intervention
# Louis CK's new show "Louie" [Which is great]
# Realistic television characters
# Cupcake Wars
# Oil spill talk
# The many mistakes of Fez Whatley
# Ron & Captain Cereal
# Casino bands
# Drunk driving!
# Emails & moral conundrums
# Terminal diseases
# Drinking alone
# CJ Ramone, in-studio
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