Riding To Work
Elevator elevator, one day I'll die on an elevator.
Otis--creator of elevators--I'd remove his head;
Too bad for me, he's already dead.
There's no good way to transport Fez Whatley,
Nothing pacifying all my phobias and fears--
Even a car ride may leave me in tears.
Roosevelt Island, Welfare Island, Shutter Island--
Call it what you will, it's a land of dismay.
I still take the tram everyday.
Across the East River and into Manhattan--
One day I'll plunge to my death,
To rest on a pillow of satin.
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# Fez has a mystery crush
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# Mad Men fan letter
# Lindsey Lohan in rehab
# Advice for Ron!
# Ban the Burka?
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