Ron White - I Had the Right to Remain Silent ... But I Didn't Have the Ability.epub

After years working as a journeyman comic, struggling from one gig to the next, Ron White - now affectionately known by fans (and law enforcement officials) as “Tater Salad” - struck gold with the Blue Collar Comedy phenomenon. For hardcore “Tater” fans and first-timers, this is Ron White at his very best.

Following Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour to the page, Ron White delivers the laughs in his distinctive and beloved down-home style. Fans of Ron White's "Perfectly-phrased everyman gripes and raunchy, grinning asides" will find much to appreciate here. He riffs on everything from obnoxious designer sunglass salesmen to his wife's wealthy but stingy family, and he revisits some of his most famous characters, such as his troublesome dog Sluggo ("He ran away all day. He was gone for ten hours. So, to punish him, when he came home I took him for a walk."). Best of all, White's hilarious material is accompanied here by clever artistic interpretations, courtesy of illustrator Matthew Schulz.

Genre: Biographies & Memoirs, Humor