Ted (2012)

Ted (2012)

As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

Cast

Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett, Ted's best friend
Colton Shires as teenage John Bennett (opening credits)
Brett Manley as young John Bennett
Mila Kunis as Lori Collins, John's girlfriend
Joel McHale as Rex, Lori's boss who keeps trying to seduce her
Giovanni Ribisi as Donny, a man who has admired Ted since he was young and later stalks and kidnaps him
Aedin Mincks as Robert, Donny's bratty overweight son
Patrick Warburton as Guy, John's co-worker who comes out of the closet during the film
Matt Walsh as Thomas, John's boss
Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn, Ted's girlfriend
Bill Smitrovich as Franklin "Frank" Stevens, Ted's boss
Ralph Garman as Steven "Steve" Bennett, John's dad
Alex Borstein as Helen Bennett, John's mom
Laura Vandervoort as Tanya Terry, John's flirty co-worker
Jessica Stroup as Tracy, Lori's co-worker
Ginger Gonzaga as Gina, Lori's co-worker
John Viener as Alix, John's co-worker
Melissa Ordway as Michelle
Robert Wu as Mr. Ming, Ted's next-door neighbor
Mike Henry as Southern Newscaster
Danny Smith as Waiter
Ryan Reynolds as Jared, Guy's boyfriend at the party (uncredited)

Cameos (playing themselves)

Sam J. Jones
Norah Jones
Tom Skerritt

Voices

Seth MacFarlane as Ted (Voice and motion capture), John's teddy bear and best friend with a strong Boston accent.
Tara Strong as Ted's "I Love You" Function (Uncredited)
Zane Cowans as Young Ted (Voice)
Patrick Stewart as Narrator