The Official Alien Abductee's Handbook. Tripician, Joe. Pdf

Joe Tripician has obviously never (and admits as much) been abducted by aliens, or he could never have written such a screamingly funny book about what would obviously be traumatizing events. The book might bring up bad remembrances for those who have been abducted by aliens, but since so many abductees seem to have repeat experiences, Tripician's handbook will put them in good stead for the next time. It includes advice on how to "dis" an alien, how to tell your mate about the experience, how to appear on talk shows afterward, and many other essential bits of information.
Extraterrestrials obviously have seeped into our consciousness. Finally, in a hilarious send-up of self-help manuals, Emmy Award-winning author Joe Tripician fearlessly tackles the whole spectrumaliens, UFOs, true believers, government deceptions and other things paranormal. Peppered with facts, conspiracies, opinion, and events too incredible not to be made up (but aren't).