The Rich Jerk E-Book

Dear Loser,
My guess is your life sucks.
I could tell you that I feel your pain and all that crap… but I don’t.
In fact, for the past year this website didn’t even work.
And I just noticed. Whoops.
Actually, the order buttons STILL don’t work…. go ahead and try:

See, told ya.
This website used to net me around $3.3 million per year.
But like I said, for the past year its made ZERO.
And aww shucks, my other company only did $80 million during that time.
Boo-freakin-hoo.
Maybe at some point I’ll make an updated version of my “secret sauce” available again…
And show you jokers how brain-dead easy it is to make a living online.
But for now, I think I’ll continue enjoying myself.

My fat bank account.
My fat house in Rancho Sante Fe, California.
My 6 figure ride.
My GulfStream jet.
Yes, I own a private jet. Not one of those “rented” jets.
The gas alone costs around $2,000 per hour.
I’ll throw a few pics up one of these days.
Stay tuned.
Oh, and for those of you who think you know who I am…
I GUARANTEE you have absolutely NO idea.
But you’ll find out soon enough.
Later losers,
- RJ