The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet (1969)

The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet (1969)


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Studio Something Weird Video
Release Date March 1969
Category Classic
Director Peter Perry Jr
Starring Forman Shane, Deirdre Nelson, James Brand, Sydney Carlysle, Dorthea Cristie, Pat Davis

This film contains nudity, sexual situations and jokes so bad, they actually hurt.

Yes, it’s Shakespeare with skin in this outrageously bawdy, sexed-up version of the world’s most famous love story, THE SECRET SEX LIVES OF ROMEO AND JULIET! Join us in merry old London where, with apologies to The Bard, a crackpot cast (of mostly busty redheads) give a performance "to match the spirit of the lusty and ribald times portrayed." The result is an immortal tale of two lovers who end up loving just about everyone amidst a non-stop barrage of dumb jokes, nudity, rambunctious sex scenes, a lyrical lesbian interlude, whipping, whipped cream, Derrick the Horny Hunchback, and literature’s most famous single line of dialogue, "Sock it to me!" No, it’s not the Shakespeare learned in school, but it’s exactly what you’d expect from producer Harry Novak (Please Don’t Eat My Mother!) and the director of The Daughter of Fanny Hill. As one of the cast members so succinctly puts it, "Willy never wrote THIS!"

Plus: Eager to satiate his sexual appetite, fat slob Caesar sends Marc Antony to bring THE NOTORIOUS CLEOPATRA back to Rome. But though he’s ordered to keep his hands to himself, Antony quickly falls under the Queen’s spell (no surprise since she’s played by the black and beautiful Sonora), which leads to a virgin sacrifice, an Egyptian orgy, the Ides of March, a shocker of an ending, and a complete skewering of history in this wacky Harry Novak sex comedy which won’t be playing on the History Channel anytime soon!