Goat Simulator [v 1.1.28847] (2014) PC

Year : 2014 Genre : Indie, Masterpiece, Simulation, 11/10 , goaty Developer / Publisher : Coffee Stain Studios Platform : PC Version : 1.1.28847 Publication Type : pirates Language : English (translation not needed) Crack : enclosing (3DM SteamEmu) System requirements : > OS: Windows XP / Vista / 7/8 > Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz + > Memory: 4 Gb > Video Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM +; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better > Hard Drive: 1.5 Gb free space > Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit Description : Goat Simulator - this simulator an eccentric mad goat who was doing whatever he pleases. EPIC WIN! GOTY!

changelog
ver 1.1.28847

• Added local splitscreen Multiplayer
• Added A New map, TRY it out in the "Custom game" section
• The Humans have Been Given A Brain with Cognitive abilities of the A 4 year old
• Humans consequently learned to speak. You'll wish They had not.
• Added more goats
• Is not this super Cute kid? http://vimeo.com/95834056
• Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please do not Sue.
• Added more powers
• Fixed the Hitbox of goat Flappy
• Poured Several buckets full of Optimization ™ into the game
• Made sure no class differences exists in Bay City Goat
• Added tons of achievements
• You can now Run Along walls
• You can now Run up walls
• Stand by for Goatfall
• Changed batteries in our Fire alarm
• The Goats have learned to ride Bikes, Press R to Mount.
• The Goats have learned to ride Longboards, Press R to Mount.
• The Humans have learned to ride How Goats
• Enjoyed Flappy goat
• You can now buy hats for money
• This woman Made her Skin Look Younger 20 years DOCTORS HATE HER click here
• Fixed display of Enchantments on Int Crafted gear
• Applying plastic wrap around your screen Will you now Give A 3D-effect.
• Added VR Support
• Reverted Hitbox of goat Flappy
• Made Worse Hitbox on flappygoat
• Removed Flappy Goat, I hate That fucking game.
• Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
• Spent more time writing jokes About Flappy Goat than working on the Patch
• Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
• Just kidding.
• Removed VR Support
• Ultra-realistic water simulation
• Fire alarm still beeping
• You can now Swim. Well not really Swim, more like float around in A semi-controlled buoyant Propulsion Fashion.
• Added Volume slider in options for NPC speech.
• Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
• We Went to See Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound Effects.
• Updated Patch notes.
• Added A lot of New sound Effects.
• Mary HAD A little ... GOAT!? New Historians uncover evidence, click here!
• There is A New game inside of the game, it's Called SteamWorld Goat.
• Honored Notch
• Changed batteries in Fire alarm. Again.
• Wanted to Add shadows to buildable Blocks but Could not Figure out How, can someone Please Tell us?
• Patch notes now covers more than an A4.
• Seriously stop making threads Patch notes Asking About 4 seconds after the patch goes live , calm down
• Game downloading, does anyone have the Patch notes?
• New Patch?
• Patch released Today does anyone know What it does
• Where are the Patch notes
• Fire alarm still beeping
• Why is the Patch so big?
• Lazy Devs .
• If you want we can ZIP it, then rar it to make it Smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
• Is this game Worth it? Should I buy?
Devs • Please put the game on sale so I A can save 4 Bucks
• I do not like ___, Please Add an option to Remove ___
• Performed Satanic Rituals to Summon Phil Fish
Plz • Come back
• Actually the Optimized A bit game
• What use are Ladders When you can Run on the walls?
• I hate water
• Played A whole lot of Wildstar
• Volvo pls Fix ___.
• Added A Capture the Flag game mode.
• Added Uncle Goat, I'm About sorry my Goat.
• Added A Capture the Flag game mode.
• Added Five New colors, All of Which are unseeable by the human eye.
• We Actually BOUGHT A Stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea What to do with it.
• Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.
• Killed PC gaming
• How Long Will the Patch notes be?
• Changed batteries in the Other Fire alarm
• Increased Storm Spirit's Static Remnant AoE by 15.
• Ride A Bike with A human on your back. Not like this Dude: http://youtu.be/B7-6nXGflec